Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Need advice? Ask.
Want to know why I am the most pimp-a-licious VBer? Just ask.

I promise. I won't bite...hard. :tame:

(Yes, this is a thread seeking attention. I'm bored. Deal with it. :afro: )

Is the reason you shave your legs because you think your leg hair interferes with the image that your Hello Kitty slippers make?

How much sex is too much sex?

Are all horses the same? Do they come from the same mold?

Which team will win the NBA Championship?

Is the reason you shave your legs because you think your leg hair interferes with the image that your Hello Kitty slippers make?


While that is a pleasant side effect...no. No, I shave my legs because if I didn't, when I dress up in my purple tights to wrestle as the "Lavender Marauder" in the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (GLOW) league it would look like I had gerbils taped to my calves.

Why do you get your own smilie...

and I don't? :cry:

While that is a pleasant side effect...no. No, I shave my legs because if I didn't, when I dress up in my purple tights to wrestle as the "Lavender Marauder" in the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (GLOW) league it would look like I had gerbils taped to my calves.

Thanks :up:

<---is going to have nightmares tonight

How much sex is too much sex?

If you experience friction burns on your wahoo-dilly or nuk-nuk, you have had too much sex.

If you and shaft had a 'brawl', who would win?

Are all horses the same? Do they come from the same mold?

They are not all the same, otherwise we wouldn't have the phrase "well, that is a horse of a different color".


Which team will win the NBA Championship?

One that is predominantly made up of male African-Americans averaging better than 6'0" in height.

Why do you get your own smilie...

and I don't? :cry:


Simple. Because I am Tame. :tame:

...And because I have certain pictures of Michael buck nekkid except for a fireman's helmet riding a merry-go-round.

Does Danica Patrick deserve all this attention?

Is ADD a bigger threat than OCD?

If you and shaft had a 'brawl', who would win?


I find that too disturbing to contemplate. :cry:

Does Danica Patrick deserve all this attention?

Not as long as Tibet is still under the oppressive control of China.


Is ADD a bigger threat than OCD?


There are a lot of factors to consider when comparing the societal strain related to ADD and OCD...hey, wanna go catch butterflies? :bow:

related to ADD and OCd...hey, wanna go catch butterflies?

I have to catch 4 butterflies every hour, then look at my watch, then run in 2 counter-clockwise circles, then fire a loaded gun in a random direction. You know my ritual!

Would the world benefit if you were its sole ruler?

Should we go metric?

Do you know the muffin man?

Tame, where were you when the crane guy came down?

Would the world benefit if you were its sole ruler?

Of course.


Should we go metric?

Nope. It would cause too much confusion when men start trying to brag about their endowment in centimeters.


Do you know the muffin man?

Sure, he lives down on Drury Lane.

Tame, where were you when the crane guy came down?

Stuck in the ****ing traffic jam caused by that crane guy.

So, why are you the most pimp-a-licious VBer? And don't say it's from the VB thong Michael gave you.

So, why are you the most pimp-a-licious VBer? And don't say it's from the VB thong Michael gave you.


Because I am the VBer with most style.

Who else could call the board a bunch of tricks...and make y'all like it?

And just like a good street pimp, I protect my workers. When trolls come by, I puts 'em in check, for real. :whack:

Who else can simultaneously hold the titles "Most Loved" and "Most Hated" at the same time?
Has anyone else ever won 9, count 'em 9!, VEBOs at one time? I didn't think so!

And could anyone else wear Hello! Kitty slippers, Spongebob boxers, and a D12 shirt and make it stylin'? I didn't think so!!!! :tame:
Plus, no one else has the site www.pimpsuits.net bookmarked. :D

Which is better?
The Merton option pricing formula or the Black-Scholes option pricing formula?

Which is better?
The Merton option pricing formula or the Black-Scholes option pricing formula?


They both serve their own unique purpose...which doesn't matter as long as Tibet is under the oppressive rule of China.

They both serve their own unique purpose...which doesn't matter as long as Tibet is under the oppressive rule of China.

I knew that, I just wanted to say big words.

ETA: And FR thinks I have a finance degree, which I do not, but I thought I should start acting the part.

In one word, what best describes your style?

In one word, what best describes your style?

Dyn-o-mite! :afro: