You know you're a *post* slut when...

[misq17]

-You go to an internet cafe and pay astronomical prices while away from home to check SFP

-You use phrases such as, Slut Queen, and Bunnyhuggalasmoochieface

-You know what a Bagel Butt slut is and who is one

-Before you eat dinner, go to sleep, or go to the bathroom, you have to get on VB to share

-You've never missed a slut thread

-You are somehow detached from the computer for a month and trapped on a desert island with no computer, but when you return, your posts per day count is still in the double digits

-You know how to find your rank in post numbers in any given thread or in all of VB

-You can recite from memory the top 5 sluts of every slut thread

-You have an irrational love for garlic (actually, no love for garlic can be irrational)

Feel free to continue...

[Vicky]

- you have probably typed the word "slut" more times than anyone has typed or said it in the history of your state

[misq17]

-You write sentences one word at a time, each word in a seperate post

-You have at one point, listed random items, quotes, etc, that nobody cares about for extended periods of time in 20 or more posts

-You add slut to the ends of your sentences (i.e. I have nothing to do slut)

[lizzzard]

^^hmmm that pretty much is all me

-your watching your favorite show, one tree hill, and in between commercials you come back on to post

[Vicky]

- you have an enemy, and her name is " the 60 second rule"

[Cherry Head]

Hahha sounds like me!


Bunnyhuggalasmoochieface
Har har har!

[Bunny Hugger]

- You start posting copied and pasted triva facts off of hookedonfacts.com, in a desprate attempt to up your post count
^ - you know who I am talking about :-p


- You get so caught up in the slut world, that you begin to recruit your own young! :eek: like the bad MOM that you are :whip:



- You have over a bajillion nick names

- When you see a fellow slut in a non-slut related thread you feel a freakishly close unexplainable connection

- You ponder for days and nights, in the middle of history class, and in the shower, when you're eating breakfast, or painting your toes how to pronounce weird looking member names...such as misq17 :p




-You use phrases such as, Slut Queen, and Bunnyhuggalasmoochieface


Speaking of which..

cherryheadlice-a-dicepoohbearstinkface!


:hump:




-You know what a Bagel Butt slut is and who is one


Also speaking of which..
oh how I love Mi bagel butt slut
:hump:

Now, GET BACK TO WORK

- :tame:

[anthony11]

-You have an irrational love for garlic
WHAT???
(actually, no love for garlic can be irrational)
Oh. Okay. You scared me there.

[Amy SF]

You have fifteen flashbacks a day to your adolescent years because of all the teens posting in the slut threads.

You call other sluts dumn nicknames like Runny Bugger without blinking.

You learn more about other VBers in the slut threads than in all the other threads combined.

You're ready to post like crazy when almost nobody else is in the slut thread, but when you've been off for a while, it seems like everybody has been posting like crazy in your absence.

You're already coming up with the title for the next slut thread when the current slut thread only has 100 posts in it, and there's 4,900 posts still to go before it's closed.

You use smilies in the slut thread that you never use anywhere else on VB because they just don't apply to what you're posting somewhere else.

[jenna rose]

- You start posting copied and pasted triva facts off of hookedonfacts.com, in a desprate attempt to up your post count
^ - you know who I am talking about :-p


i will have you know, young lady - i have not posted a single of that in the current slut thread AND I AM STILL AHEAD OF YOU.

[Tofu-N-Sprouts]

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- You get so caught up in the slut world, that you begin to recruit your own young! :eek: like the bad MOM that you are :whip:


Now, GET BACK TO WORK

- :tame:

OH I am laughing so hard I am crying - tears, I tell you - and hiccups! OH MY GAWD thats hysterical!!

[Ms Chevious]

-You have thought about making yourself a shirt with the word SLUT on it and will wear it proudly.

-You catch yourself referring to people in your real life as "sluts". ie - "Hey sluts whats up?"

- Buying a laptop so you can slut and watch Lost at the same time!

- Knowing who the Bat Hugger is and why shes a Bat! :lovesign:

[Tash]

You make up fake words that rhyme with slutty............

[lizzzard]

- you have an enemy, and her name is " the 60 second rule"

I can't count how many times that happens to me!

[anthony11]

- Buying a laptop so you can slut and watch Lost at the same time!
Savvy sluts know how to download eps so they can watch them on their desktop Macs :D

[Amy SF]

You learn how to type all the smilies manually to save time posting.

[Tofu-N-Sprouts]

- You're having an incredibly hot and heavy phone conversation with the love of your life and you STILL manage to post a couple 'slut' posts during that conversation... :sealed:

[lizzzard]

-Instead of eating at the table, you take your dinner upstairs to post more on the VB.

-When your post ((total since joining the VB)) has gone from 623 to 951 in the past 3 days.

[misq17]

*ahem* Are there sluts in hiding...

[Brandon]

You know you're a *post* slut when you get on VB and read through 10+ pages of posts so that you can be "caught up" on what you've missed on the SFP thread since you last pried yourself away from it. :)

[lizzzard]

-You go to mexico on a beautiful ship and you wind up paying $50 on computer usage

[misq17]

I just sent someone an IM that said "bored slut". I keep forgetting that I'm not on VB

[AngelOfDance]

- when you're recovering/recuperating and looking forward to the time when you have enough energy to keep up with the various slut threads again

- after a little while away, you come back and two new slut threads have been started and closed. you actually notice this.

- you're away for only a couple of days before people start noticing your absence.

[rainbow_clouds]

- you have an enemy, and her name is " the 60 second rule"

:lol:

[Ms Chevious]

You go to bed and wonder who is posting what in the slut thread, so you get back up to see!