The blatant lies thread

[kat]

Ok things VB have gotten a little too serious, so this thread is a light hearted thread, where you can lie as much as you like. The sillier and the more blatant the lie, the better!

Oh and don't get personal :whip:

[kat]

I’ll start:

After my trip to Jupiter with the Queen I was given an award for my heroic action of saving Superman, from a passing hailstorm. At the award party much havoc was had and Marilyn Monroe snogged Marilyn Manson. People danced the night away and then Elvis appeared in a puff of smoke and declared everyone should go veggie. The Queen got tipsy and seeing “the King” called the night short and went home with him. I grew terribly bored and hitched back to Jupiter with a passing easy rider. The world became veggie and Superman got a job in a local café, serving veggie burgers.

[Gothic Sponge]

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If i say it enough maybe it will come true. ;)

[benkees]

I'm a republican.

That's the most blatant and silly lie I could conceive.

Sorry if that was too personal!

[silverundertone]

..i didnt have to look in the dictionary to figure out the definition of blatant. :D

[Cherry Head]

I am really a llama. Seriously. Im not lying.

:D

[revelsunrise]

Veg*n men turn me off.

[Seadolphin]

I'm really a very wealthy cat. I live in a mansion on a private island w/my own beach, not that I actually swim at the beach, I am, afterall, a cat. However I love the view from my mansion of the beautiful ocean & the sound of the crashing waves. I have a few cat friends here w/me & two human companions so I never get bored. In the evenings we watch the sun set & drink pina coladas. Last week we went on a trip to another galaxy where we met a most unique breed of cats or something similar to us. They look somewhat like us but they also have fins, though being cats, they never use them in water. None were nearly as beautiful as I. Our second day there they took us to a duck pond for a lunch picnic & were most surprised to learn that my friends & I had no intention of actually eating the ducks & in fact, we had brought little snacks for them. The other cats then decided that they shouldn't eat the ducks either because since there was so much non-animal food for them to eat there was really no reason for them to be killing other beings for food. They were so excited that we had taught them this most valuable lesson and decided to share it w/the other inhabitants of their galaxy. All of them loved the idea & were astonished that they had never thought of it on their own. Since that day no animal in that galaxy has ever eaten meat again. And that is how the galaxy of Watermellon became completely vegetarian!

[DanaJ]

I just ate a (real) ham sandwhich for lunch.


:-O

[Formerbaboon]

I didn't cash in thousands of pennies yesterday.

I'm watching the superbowl.

I didn't get purposely locked out of the house yesterday.

[Miss Meg]

I got everything done this weekend that I wanted to :D

[DeathOfDecadenc]

i am so excited to sit with a bunch of drunken men eating pepperoni pizza and watching football which happenes to be my most fav thing to watch on tv. i really hope they save me a slice of pizza- meat lovers with extra cheese

[Sokara]

My mice don't get fed better than I do.

[spehlbaund]

I don't watch the disney channel

[Amy SF]

I woke up this morning wishing it was Monday so I could be at work busting my behind and experiencing the delicious fragrance of cheesy pepperoni pizza wafting into my office from the lunch room next door.

[VegEnigma]

I love Valentine's Day

[beforewisdom]

I don't think that 88% of the women on VB are intelligent, gorgeous, funny and no way in the world do I ever fantasize about meeting any of them in a restaurant to talk the night away.

[shagginabit]

I really hate school. I hate learning. I also love people who like to criticize others who are different from them.

[Seadolphin]

I hate school too...especially literature classes.

[smedley]

i hate seadolphin, shagginabit and the other posters in this thread. i feel that i should say that as i AM the administrator (or whatever that coveted title is) of this board--not that phoney baloney m*****l.
and i never enjoy this board. HHMPH!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Rev]

I never procrastinate.

I'll post the rest of my lies later.

:bobo:

The Rev

[AngelOfDance]

After the meetup, I've come to the realization that all you people suck.

So I'm leaving.

No really.

goodbye.

I hate you all.

[VegEnigma]

I understand women

[Life2k]

I will be wearing a silky black gown with a train, edged with diamonds to the Oscar Presentations. Leo and I will be presenting the Oscar for Best Picture. The best news is the gown is a size 5 and it fits.

[Azalea]

I hate you all .

This is true. Angel often sends me vile and hateful e-mail peppered with asterisks where she tells me what a hellhole VB is and how she despises the lot of us. She scares me. She makes me cry. :cry:

"She" is really an omni, actually.
A 46 year-old bearded republican omni farmer named Brad.

Her favourite food is butter.
She eats it with a spoon :)