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danakscully64
February 25th, 2009, 02:04 AM
^^^ Do NOT like her at all.
Puppet Master
February 25th, 2009, 03:06 AM
My cat is not annoying me by laying on top of the keyboard and rolling around, shedding hair all over me and the keyboard and computer.
Mrrple
February 25th, 2009, 09:51 PM
I like poking holes in peoples' panty hose when they're not looking.
SuicideBlonde
March 2nd, 2009, 02:25 AM
I am thinking about moving to northern Alaska I heard the weather is lovely in the winter.
Amy SF
March 2nd, 2009, 02:49 AM
I've just been visited by the Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future. They all made a wrong turn trying to find Ebenezer Scrooge's house last December, and have been lost ever since.
Mrrple
March 2nd, 2009, 02:50 AM
The Cheshire cat is my idol.
NightFox87
March 6th, 2009, 02:59 PM
Last night I dreamt that Paul McCartney and I survived a nuclear holocaust, and I finally WAS the last woman on Earth!
Ritz
March 6th, 2009, 04:34 PM
I'm an extremely decisive emperor and everything I decide is right and true and proper. Thus I decided all of the following today, which I declare the new laws of the universe:

1) Gravity will be reduced by 1/2
2)All Dancing pineapples will be shot:pibo::gun:
3)Dancing bananas on the other hand, must be obeyed.:nana:
4):moonpie: You can only laugh at this on Tuesdays.
5) If you are capable of growing an afro, then you must. :afro: Afros are sexy.
6) I am too wearing clothes! And I'm assured they're completely vegan.
7) Happiness.

Go forth my loyal subjects and multiply.:baby:
Amira
March 6th, 2009, 09:00 PM
Last night I dreamt that Paul McCartney and I survived a nuclear holocaust, and I finally WAS the last woman on Earth!

I wish the would NOT happen to me!
Amy SF
March 6th, 2009, 10:21 PM
I met Rush Limbaugh on the bus today and punched him out. Everybody applauded. Iincluding the bus driver.
icreep heather
March 8th, 2009, 04:21 PM
Getting hit by a car is the best feeling in the world. Everyone should experience it at least once in their lives.
*AHIMSA*
March 8th, 2009, 04:30 PM
I think that driving at 1am from Anaheim to Long Beach to Fontana and back to Pomona then to Long Beach is an incredibly rewarding and meaningful experience.
icreep heather
March 8th, 2009, 04:31 PM
Driving is a wonderful experience. Period.
Amy SF
March 8th, 2009, 07:49 PM
I despise weekends. They last way too long. Every time I leave work on Friday, I long desperately to get through the weekend as fast as possible so I can get back to work on Monday morning.
Mrrple
March 11th, 2009, 07:13 PM
Sometimes I take my eyeball out, lick it, and slide it back into place backwards.
icreep heather
March 11th, 2009, 07:21 PM
Right Said Fred is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
*AHIMSA*
March 11th, 2009, 08:25 PM
I'm too sexy for my pants and will remove them shortly.
icreep heather
March 11th, 2009, 08:26 PM
I'm so sexy it really DOES hurt.
danakscully64
March 12th, 2009, 12:07 AM
I'm hungry. I want to eat this cupcake I'm about to throw away. I'm so glad that it's expiring.
SuicideBlonde
March 13th, 2009, 02:43 AM
I hate frogs. They are ugly. In the pet store I run from the frogs because I hate them so much. They are nasty little creatures. I never have had one and never want one.
danakscully64
March 13th, 2009, 11:49 AM
I'm so afraid of Friday the 13th.
*AHIMSA*
March 13th, 2009, 11:51 AM
I'd never eat chocolate and peanut butter for breakfast.
RockabillyVegan
March 13th, 2009, 01:05 PM
I'm never sarcastic.
*AHIMSA*
March 13th, 2009, 01:08 PM
I'm always sarcastic.
snoopy1983
March 13th, 2009, 01:46 PM
i'm really a secret agent and i go by the name Agent Rubber Ducky!!!!