The blatant lies thread

[PlaybackGuru]

Im totally excited and definetly not bored!!

[Amy SF]

I ate thumbtacks for breakfast this morning. They were full of yummy sharp goodness.

[SuicideBlonde]

I wish I could live with my mom the rest of my life. She is the most non judgmental person I know.

[melancholy024]

I wish I could live with my mom the rest of my life. She is the most non judgmental person I know.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

I am the most financially secure person on this forum. I don't worry about money ever....

[starling]

I am not vegan.

[LovelyPerv]

I am not currently post-stalking Starling out of boredom...

...I don't have a lot of work still to get done, and the person relieving me in four hours is going to be SO cheerful. :)

[SuicideBlonde]

I am feeling awesome today. I don't think I am getting a cold.

[gillibean]

I love studying and wish I could do it all the time.

[Nickle00]

I am a completely negative person with a bad attitude who is NEVER happy, HATES everyone and wishes they would all just go away and leave me the hell alone!!

E.T.A.-- Eww! I can't even STAND this post, it turns my stomach....I'm not very good at this I guess...lol. Peace & Love!!

[NoMeatMary]

This is NOT my first post. :hi:

[Scorpius]

I'm not listening to a Doors record I stole from my parents.

[jenna]

i'm not looking forward to my road trip.

[starling]

I am not currently post-stalking Starling out of boredom...

:lol: LovelyPerv is definitely not a creep...

[Nickle00]

I have SO much money in the bank I don't even know what to spend it on anymore!!!

P.S. I totally LOVE waiting 60 seconds between each post too. I'm SO glad we have that feature!!

[That Alpaca Guy]

Sheep are ugly!

[gillibean]

I feel fantastic this morning, not tired or sore even a little bit!
I adore the rain and wish it would never stop.

[Peaches]

I love ice hockey

[starling]

I hate life and I'm very unhappy.

[kingsnorkie]

I am disgusted that I couldn't get better then 3rd row seats for the Black Crowes/Dave Matthews Band concert I'm going to.

[raefactor]

I love having no energy and going into tomorrow's stores for today! I'm full of energy and I don't have two exams and a big presentation tomorrow! Those potato chips sure filled me up-- I went to the dining hall for dinner. Because I have so much energy. Yup. I have so much energy I'll definitely be able to shower before my presentation tomorrow. I totally have energy to go heat up my gardenburgers in the microwave.

[gillibean]

I love people who are convinced vegetarians eat fish

[Amy SF]

It gives me great pleasure to be awakened in the middle of the night by my cat screeching loudly at me.

[Amy SF]

It's so hot in here that my two cats have melted into puddles of sticky feline goo. I miraculously have found two cats that look exactly like my previous pair, and so I gave them the same names. However, I hope we have a mild summer. I can't keep replacing my cats every time the temperature rises.

I was picked to write the Democratic response to Pres. Bush's most recent weekly radio address. So far it's going okay, but the party suits are worried that the radio stations won't allow the word "dickhead" to be used on the air. I keep insisting that at this late date, there should be no problem at all...

Speaking of radio, I regularly receive messages from beyond the grave while I sleep. The last one was from Nostradamus. He told me that next year, the unibrow look on women will be VERY fashionable. And that also next year, Tom Cruise will be given an honorary Oscar for being more entertaining in real life than in his movies.

[danakscully64]

I'm about to have a huge breakfast of eggs, bacon, and hash browns cooked in bacon grease.

[danakscully64]

I had to come back, this is just too much fun!

I've decided to leave my boyfriend and go in search of my one true love: Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Oh wait, is that really a lie? :p