Favorite Movie Quotes?

[Robert]

At some point watching a movie or TV show, there's usually a line, or snippet that we all remember. As examples, "Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn" and "Go Ahead, Make My Day" are arguably two of the most famous.

I'm curious to know what other's remember from their favorite movies or TV shows.

One of my favorites is:

"She turned me into a newt.... [pause] I got better."

That, for anyone who doesn't know is from Monty Python's The Holy Grail which is just filled with general silliness and great lines in stellar dry British humor. The entire exchange between King Arthur and the French soldiers is just hilarious.

Anyway, the question is, what are some of your favorite movie lines?

[Skylark]

I love that line from Monty Python! I disliked the movie as a whole, but it had some priceless lines.

I had a line to post.... goodness, what was it?

[Max Power]

"Dude, you're so money and you don't even know it."

I watched Swingers last night for about the 58th time :)

[Vegankat]

"Even a hole would be something. No, there is nothing." from "The Neverending Story". It makes more sense in context, but it's just so cute.

I had more...

[Kreeli]

"My cat can eat a whoooooole watermelon!" ~ Rubin and Ed
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"The real son of a bitch is the asshole who spray painted, 'andy warhol sucks a big one' on my car!" ~ also Rubin and Ed
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"Sometimes it's a hard world for the small things." ~ Raising Arizona
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"You're gonna look pretty ****in' funny tryin' t'eat corn on the cob with no ****in' teeth!" ~ The Blues Brothers
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Kevin Kline: "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scum-bag, ****-faced, dickhead, asshole!"

John Cleese: "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"

Kevin Kline: "You're the vulgarian, you ****!"

~ A Fish Called Wanda
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Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Creepy Rabbit Guy: "Why do you wear that stupid man suit?"

~ Donnie Darko (this movie is ACES!)
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and i could quote Monty Python ALLLLL NIGHT LONG.

[Tame]

"You gonna draw them guns or whistle Dixie?" - Clint Eastwood in the "The Outlaw Josey Wales"

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"Ain't we gonna bury them Josey?"

"Nope. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms." - Clint Eastwood in "The Outlaw Josey Wales"


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"I'm your huckleberry" - Doc Holliday, "Tombstone"

[Skylark]

"A waitress gave you pajamas?" The Santa Clause. (Not the best line from that movie, but the only one that popped into my head tonight.)

"Why do you want to marry me?" "So I can kiss ya any time I want." Sweet Home Alabama.

"Nothing is more dangerous, more deadly than a human child." Monsters Inc.

[misanthropy]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

- Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan in "Dirty Harry"

[Robert]

And yet another Clint classic:

"There's gotta be a hundred reasons why I don't blow you away. Right now I can't think of one." (bang)

-Clint Eastwood, The Rookie

[RiceBoy]

"It's 105miles to Chicago, we got a full tank fo gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!."

The Blues Brothers.

I know it is a much over used line, but it is so damned good! Next on the list is Withnail & I - pretty much everything from that film is quotable. If you've not seen it, you must rent it. it is great.

[Tame]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - The Dean in "Animal House'

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"Germans?"
"Forget it. He's on a roll." - "Animal House"

[LadyFaile]

"Well helloooo mister fancypants" - that one's just for Michael. from Army of Darkness. though for a couple of years in highschool my friends were all obsessed with the line "you shall never obtain the Necronomicon *evil cackle*" course you gotta do the voice when you say it. my friends are geeks. :)

Month Python ranks #1 with me though. any quote from Holy Grail gives me the giggles
"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries"

hehe

[Max Power]

And what movie quote thread is complete without some Caddyshack??

"Me winning isn't, you do."

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And, a doughnut with no hole is a Danish."

So I jumped ship in Hong Kong, make my way over to Tibet and I get on a course in the Himilayas as a looper. You know, a jock, a caddy. So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself! Twelfth son of the Lama, the flowing robes, bald... striking. So we get up on the first tee, he hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama - long - into a ten thousand foot crevass right at the base of this glacier. And he says, "Gunga Galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga." So we get up on 18 and he's gonna stiff me, and I say, "Hey! Lama! How 'bout, you know, a little something for the effort?" And he says, "There won't be any money here... but on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that going for me, which is nice. "

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

[Skylark]

Are there any good lines from musicals? I swear, I haven't seen a movie with as little plot and substantive dialogue as Oklahoma. I'm trying to think whether there are any classic quotes from the musicals I know... the Sound of Music, the King and I, Singing in the Rain, South Pacific... None that come readily to mind.

[MsRuthieB]

I consider this a musical. I'm not sure if it is though, but if was always one of my most favorite movies:

Willy Wonka: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?

Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.

Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

[Brandon]

I think Willy Wonka totally qualifies as a musical. I love it, also. :)
:rockon: Gene Wilder ruled. :rockon:

A few that come to mind:

"Workshed." - from Evil Dead II. (had to)

"You must do what you feel is right, of course."- Obi Wan, Ep. IV

Stranger: I like your style, dude."
The Dude: "I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.."
Stranger: Thankee. (sips sasparilly)
-from The Big Lebowski

and of course,

Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (repeat) :)

-from the Princess Bride

[AngelOfDance]

awww, I was gonna do the inigo montoya line.

there are some memorable lines in Wizard of OZ, and that's a musical.

"Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"

"you have no power here! now begone, before someone drops a house on YOU!"

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

and then, of course, ANYTHING from Monty Python. I wish I had that movie so that I could memorize the whole thing and quote it all.

From "Merlin"

"dying, my dear Auntie Mab, is the last thing I shall do."

and... since my little sister has watched the new version of Peter Pan nonstop (seriously. she wakes up, pops in Peter Pan, when it's over she watches it again, then she falls asleep in front of it. she thinks Peter is hot.)

"I DO believe in Fairies! I do! I do!"

[Miss Meg]

Fight Club

Fu** Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man.




Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but . . . every once in a while . . . it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the even of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.




Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. God knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat a**es back to them.



And the one that was my sig for a bit

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

[Life2k]

The president's speech from Independence Day.

[Christy]

I couldn't find that thread for movie quotes that let you know it's on, but mine were in there.

"Right turn, Clyde"

"You ought not talk like 'at, you just a boy"

"I'll be your huckleberry" (of course)

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

"When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true."

"You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig!"

"Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?"

"This is a f***."

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

"Just a little tappy...

And my sig...

ETA: Any many lines from Caddyshack ("...Cinderella story..."), Animal House, Monty Python...

[dawngirl]

Well, I believe in the soul... the c**k...the p***y... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."

Crash Davis ~ Bull Durham

[catswym]

two lebowski quotes:

"nobody f*cks with the Jesus."

and

"this is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass."

[MeatIsMurder]

"SNAP OUT OF IT" Cher in Moonstruck

[missleigh]

"If you get tired, pull over! If you get hungry, eat somethin'!" - wise advice from the movie Best In Show

[DeeDee2012]

"God knows nothing about technology. Look how He spends His time: 43 species of parrots...nipples for men!" - Time Bandits