The embarrassing womans stuff thread inspired this. I was thinking I don't really have many embarrassing 'girrly' moments - I have always been pretty much blasé about periods and stuff. But a couple of rather embarrassing moments in my life involve getting sprung having sex.

First time I was about 16, having sex with my boyfriend in his parents house, as you do, in the bathroom, when his Mum and Dad come home. We went all quiet and stopped - but as I was just deciding that it would be a great idea to source my clothes and even put them on, his Dad came into the bathroom for some reason not realizing we were there and spots us, against the wall, naked and kinda huddled up. Sheesh - surprise surprise, his parents never liked me.

Another time, when I was about 17 I had a couple too many drinks on a night out in town and ended up getting intimate with my current boyfriend in the city botanical gardens at about 2AM. We got right into it and everything was progressing along smoothly until we hear this strange clopping noise and laughing - busted by the police on horseback! Tres embarrassing.

once at my bf's parents' house, we were home alone and so taking advantage of the rare occurance. his uncle who lives next door walks into the house and opens the bedroom door and struts right in and tells us there's a cop out in the driveway wanting to talk to my bf.

turned out a cousin of his did some vandalism and left a backpack at the scene with his initials on books and things, and they have the same initials and drove a similar vehicle. so it was just a misunderstanding, he gave the cop names of his cousins friends and so on and the cop left. his uncle then proceeds to lecture us about having sex out "in the open" like that and his younger siblings might have come home and seen us. uhh no we were in a bedroom with the door closed, not that it was any of his business. he should've knocked and even so he should have kept his mouth shut.

i see this uncle at all the family gatherings and stuff and still can't look him in the eye without blushing.

with my ex-bf we usually got the basement at his house to ourselves, as everyone else would be upstairs, and since his room is really messy we would just fool around onthe couch in the living room area while pretending to watch movies. Well we never did anything major there but clothes did come off (mostly mine) and what I didn't know was there was kind of this hole in the wall or something (his house is structured really weird) and one day his younger brother had been hiding there watching us! It was totally embarassing! He always looked at me weird from then on, ugh it was so wrong. Wouldn't have been so bad if he was actually an adult and had seen it all before.

There was this other time when we went to his parent's cottage while it was empty and we were doing some things in the bedroom, i didn't realize the window was wide open and I was being really...loud...and the neighbours could hear me, ahahaha :shy:

Heh..

I had a flatmate once who had the NOISIEST ummm, encounters with her boyfriend in the room next to mine. It got to the stage where I would have people over and they would be acting weird and embarrassed and I would remember the noises - I got so used to it I just tuned it out. :D

hehe I've never been caught in the act, but this was still terrible.
My b.f and I had had sex, and then had started to clean up my flat as my parents were due in an hour...he left and all went well until my parents dog attacked the rubbish bin. I went into the kitchen to find my mum looking mortified as our spaniel was leaping around with a used condom in his mouth...
I nearly drowned myself in the toilet then and there!

I've been walked in on by younger brothers (not mine luckily)

then there is the fun times when someone knocks on your door (like a parent) and you take waaaaaay too long answering it and you're all messy looking and you know they know what you were doing.

One time my head was under the sheets, and I was giving my bf a blow job. So my Mom walks in, but I don't hear her, and I'm under there with my head bobbing away...my bf hits my head and goes "Lindsay!" which of course, suprised me and threw off my motion, so I scraped a little, and he goes "OW!!"...so I bring my head out of the blanket, like what the hell is going on?! and I'm all red and spitty mouthed, and there's my Mom..."ohh, frick..."

This thread reminds me why I refuse to have sex while still living under my parents' roof :D

Once when I was loosing my virginity...my boyfriend at the time's mom walks in to introduce him to her new boyfriend...well she knocked first..and he managed to throw a blanket over us and grab the bible to pretend like we were snuggled together reading it. (We're both athiest)...it kinda worked

Another time I had spent the night at my girlfriend's house and I was reading to her in bed...and she started fingering me...so I dropped the book...and uhmm..was responding..and we are interrupeted by a ~choked out~ ...L..Lizzie?..~scared voice~ time to go to bed now... her mother was standing right there lol

There was this other time when we went to his parent's cottage while it was empty and we were doing some things in the bedroom, i didn't realize the window was wide open and I was being really...loud...and the neighbours could hear me, ahahaha :shy:

Ha! The same thing happened to me when I was in college. I was at my boyfriend's apartment and the window was open. After all was said and done we heard cheers and applause coming from the neighbors' apartment. I didn't know whether I should be mortified or gratified.

Ohhh baby, I wanna get wit'cha, and take yo' pitcha. Mah homeboyz tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so horny!

Thanks for the thread title, now I've got Sir Mix-a-Lot in my head! :p

I've never been caught in the act, mostly because my mom knows and is cool with it (my b/f sleeps in my room when he stays the night) but once my ex b/f went out of town for a few days and to be nice his parents decided to clean his room for him... they found used condoms in the trash can, which was bad. They didn't tell anyone, but the next week they invited me over for dinner and we got to have a talk :(


I have a friend who has a quaker parrot who lives in her room. Apparently she was having sex with her b/f and the bird started mimicing their noises really loud, and now when her b/f walks into her room the bird will start going "oh miguel uh uh uh" Her parents think its very very funny.

I have a friend who has a quaker parrot who lives in her room. Apparently she was having sex with her b/f and the bird started mimicing their noises really loud, and now when her b/f walks into her room the bird will start going "oh miguel uh uh uh" Her parents think its very very funny.

That's hilarious. It sounds almost like some ridiculously cheesy joke. :lol:

That is really funny about the parrot!